you’ll need...

What do you need to bring to the party?

You’ll need the ability to explain what it is you do in plain English. If you can’t convey what you and/or your business do in a couple of sentences, then it’s more difficult to ensure your website makes it clear.

You’'ll also need a sense of humour (for when you see my quote).

And it’s preferable if you and your project are quite interesting. Part of ‘interesting’ (as I define it) means you’re probably pretty good at what you do. You’re enthusiastic about it. Which gets me all fired up and quivering with anticipation. Oh yes, and you’ve got a realistic, though not necessarily huge, budget. No, on second thoughts, huge is good, let’s go with huge.

just wondering……

Uh… Why am I here?

Well, partly because of the way this site’s constructed to be search engine-friendly, people sometimes find me looking for other stuff I – or they – hadn’t anticipated.

Recent examples which have brought possibly slightly puzzled users to my site (yes, I can tell) include:

  • porn spoof search engine
  • i was a child prodigy
  • how to build a website for scotland
  • web green links blank page
  • wow solo build (my favourite)

One can only wonder what someone searching for ‘web green links blank page’ was actually hoping to find?

corporate + brand identity | graphic design | website design | dog walking

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