identitydesignwebsitedesign
stuff to read, apparently/may 2010
say wha’ boy?
on account o' yo' all ax
ah don’t does ‘co’po’ate speak in any language, but I did mention Google’s translation options in a previous post
Of course, there are, ahem… other translation options available. I’ll leave it your discretion as to whether or not you wish to deploy them on your site.
Ah don’t does dull stuff.…
Indeed. So for a little light relief, try this here link to view Flying Solo in a slightly different light.*
About halfway down the page, select your preferred dialect (I’m fond of ‘redneck’ and ‘jive’ myself) and click ‘Dialectize.’
* With thanks to Keith Parks of San Diego State University (Student Affairs Communications Services), who clearly has way too much time on his hands (not to mention a very wide business card). I shall be discussing this with his superiors in the morning.
I was just typing thinking…
- How long will I need?
It’ll take around six weeks. Give or take five - Vital Statistics
What’s the sexiest bit of your site? - Number one on Google
Absolutely guaranteed, would I lie to you? - Git over here now
And read this jest t’be sho'nuff… - Got something to say?
Keeping in touch with clients - Please do adjust your set
Bart Simpson isn’t actually green… - Do it yourself options
It might be simpler than you think - Latest News, April 1912
The last time your site was updated? - How hard can it be?
Surely a child of 5 can build a website… - This is an ex-browser
Internet Explorer 6 is leaving the building - Have we met?
I don’'t build websites just for local people - First Impressions count
By the time you read this, it’s way too late… - Parliamo whatever you like
Garlic bread? Garlic bread? - Careful with that comma
Trust me, you don’t want to put that there - RFP? No thank you
It’s not the way we do things round here
