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“Err...” often isn’t an auspicious start…

Client conversations beginning with a degree of hesitancy are rarely a good sign.

Usually it means they’ve forgotten about something, need it instantly, or want it for free (sometimes two or even all three of those).

So when I got a call on the last day of August from a client wanting a new logo, print collateral, a website and email newsletter templates, it sounded like good news, but made me suspicious. Something told me there was a catch… read more

• How long will I need?
  It’ll take around six weeks. Give or take five
• Vital Statistics
  What’s the sexiest bit of your site?
• Number one on Google
  Absolutely guaranteed, would I lie to you?
• Git over here now
  And read this jest t’be sho'nuff…
• Got something to say?
  Keeping in touch with clients
• Please do adjust your set
  Bart Simpson isn’t actually green…
• Do it yourself options
  It might be simpler than you think
• Latest News, April 1912
  The last time your site was updated?
• How hard can it be?
  Surely a child of 5 can build a website…
• This is an ex-browser
  Internet Explorer 6 is leaving the building
• Have we met?
  I don’'t build websites just for local people
• First Impressions count
  By the time you read this, it’s way too late…
• Parliamo whatever you like
  Garlic bread? Garlic bread?
• Careful with that comma
  Trust me, you don’t want to put that there
• RFP? No thank you
  It’s not the way we do things round here

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